whitewinesangria:

Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?  Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy… and I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. And then weird stuff, like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it’s something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.

whitewinesangria:

Did I ever tell you why I left Scranton?  Yeah, I didn’t think I had. Well, it was all about Pam. Yeah, I mean, she was with Roy… and I just couldn’t take it. I mean, I lost it, Dwight. I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t concentrate on anything. And then weird stuff, like, food had no taste. So my solution was to move away. It was awful. And it’s something that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. And that includes you.
theduty:

get this guy an advertising gig.
STAT.

 Like!

theduty:

get this guy an advertising gig.

STAT.

 Like!

theduty:
one of these things is not like the other…
 I <3 Photoshopped diversity

theduty:

one of these things is not like the other…

 I <3 Photoshopped diversity

graphiceverywhere:
A Very Naughty Bear by Roni Lagin &amp; Mo Moussa

 Filed under &#8220;Shirts I Do Want Very Much&#8221;

graphiceverywhere:

A Very Naughty Bear by Roni Lagin & Mo Moussa

 Filed under “Shirts I Do Want Very Much”

theduty:

mii mii mii mii mii…

 Part of me wishes this was less awesome so I could hate it.

theduty:

blur - the real parklife.

…nothing makes a concert outing like a good dry hump.

Wow, that isn’t like, so weird or awkward or anything. It would probably be less awkward if they were just straight up having sex.
I also want this poster-sized and hung in my room. iluphotoshop.
I also want this poster-sized and hung in my room. iluphotoshop.
Ugh, take me Paul Rudd! =D
Ugh, take me Paul Rudd! =D
jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Facebook photo of a guy who tried to attack 72-year-old man in his apartment. The old guy turned out to be a retired boxer and beat the shit out of the kid. Article and post-pummeling photo here.
(via Waxy)

What a douchebag. Shoulda got a lot more than 4.5 years, what a moron.

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Facebook photo of a guy who tried to attack 72-year-old man in his apartment. The old guy turned out to be a retired boxer and beat the shit out of the kid. Article and post-pummeling photo here.

(via Waxy)

What a douchebag. Shoulda got a lot more than 4.5 years, what a moron.

theduty:
jesus christ.

theduty:

jesus christ.

theduty:

Worst Best Man Speech…

Note to everyone - pick a literate best man.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Billy Joel - My Life


Stop staring through me like you know who I am.
‘Cause you don’t know me, 
You don’t know me-
Barely knew me then.
"Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated."
— Coretta Scott King
Jack FM, this morning. Paraphased.
  • 1: What do you think of the whole Perez Hilton/Will.I.Am fiasco?
  • 2: I haven't heard much about it, what happened?
  • 1: Perez Hilton is a dink, and Will.I.Am makes good music, that's about it.
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