the major drama of being mildly opinionated

2009

December 48
November 118
October 99
September 71
August 65
July 44
June 53
May 40
April 54
March 65
February 35
January 12

2008

December
November
October
September 4
August 5
July 5
June 5
May 13
April 23
March 34
February
January
Listen Listen
Billy Joel - My Life
Jun 30th

Stop staring through me like you know...

‘Cause you don’t know me,  You don’t know me- Barely knew me then.
Jun 30th
“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater...”
— Coretta Scott King
Jun 29th

Jack FM, this morning. Paraphased.

1: What do you think of the whole Perez Hilton/Will.I.Am fiasco?
2: I haven't heard much about it, what happened?
1: Perez Hilton is a dink, and Will.I.Am makes good music, that's about it.
Jun 24th

Richard Cory (One of my favourite poems)

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,  We people on the pavement looked at him:  He was a gentleman...
Jun 24th

The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I...
Jun 24th
“Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You’re my...”
— Tom, Made Of Honor (via...
Jun 24th

Stereotypes are funny!

K: Have you ever HAD sex with an Asian?
M: Yeah.
K: How was it?
M: Meh, they kept playing instruments the whole time.
K: (Laughing)
M: And doing math equations.
Jun 23rd
Listen Listen
Keri Hilson Feat. Kanye West and Ne-Yo - Knock You Down Awesome track! =D
Jun 23rd
“Si vis pacem, para bellum.”
— Latin proverb
Jun 22nd

Sigh.

Me: (Spotting the car) Hummer!
Mike: Yes please.
Jun 22nd
“The tendency to whining and complaining may be taken as the...”
— Lord Jeffrey
Jun 21st
(via danaadaugherty) Sigh. AGAIN.
Jun 20th
danaadaugherty: greatest. photo. ever. Too many things I...
Jun 20th
(via danaadaugherty)
Jun 20th

Cartography

Lucille: Buster, find us a channel to the ocean
Buster: Gee, i don' really have any of my mapping equipment with me
Lindsay: You've had $80,000 of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean!
Buster: Okay, okay, okay. Obviously this blue part here is the land...
Jun 20th
good people exist.
Jun 20th
“I wonder if she uses that 5 octave range in the sack.”
— Mike, on Mariah Carey
Jun 19th
dustinthespotlights: amandalynferri: Crunkcore (also...
Jun 18th
megan fox is a bitch.
Jun 18th
“I think all rappers are pretty fucking gay. Lil...”
— My sister, on rappers.
Jun 17th
WolframAlpha is like what would happen if...
Jun 17th

My new nail polish colour is called:

“Green with envy”. I love it. Both the emerald metallic green colour, and the name.
Jun 16th
“Where the FUCK did you get that potato?”
— My sister was very jealous of...
Jun 16th

I am now a nineteen-year-old girl with...

I feel some braces coming on!
Jun 16th
Awesome slang that can be found in the dictionary, part 1.
Jun 15th
(From PostSecret)
Jun 15th

Facebook fail.

Mom: Kirbee, you wrote that I was your mom on Facebook? That's weird ...
Me: Yeah, well at least Nolan wasn't ashamed to admit he was my brother ...
Mom: What do you mean?
Me: He ACCEPTED my request to be siblings on Facebook, at least. You didn't want to be my mom.
Mom: I didn't know there were any buttons. I always click on things expecting like a full story, and it takes me to their profile.
Me: You have to click on the title of the note, not the person's name.
Mom: I did! Like, you wrote something about UBC yesterday ...
Me: Mom, that was my status.
Jun 14th
Final Destination is ... real?
Jun 11th
Sometimes, the way things are worded about people makes you...
Jun 11th
Does anyone else remember Bloodninja?
Jun 11th
I did it … 4 teh lulz. Sigh.
Jun 11th

Bible verse of the day: Ezekiel 23:19-20

“Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was...
Jun 10th

Excerpt from "He's Just Not That Into...

One simple rule, ladies: Always be classy. Never be crazy. Okay, actually it’s two simple...
Jun 10th

Excerpt from "He's Just Not That Into...

Dear Greg, My boyfriend of a year and a half doesn’t seem attracted to me. He doesn’t...
Jun 10th

The Hangover

Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan: Thank you.
Jun 10th
Warch Watch
jeffrubinjeffrubin: I had this idea in October, when it was somewhat less than timely. Streeter...
Jun 9th
Warch Watch
Is it weird that I LOVE this song?
Jun 8th
lunchbagart: Kevin PLEASE BE MY PRISONER! I love Kevin and...
Jun 8th

Note to self:

Let frustration out earlier instead of bottling it up inside as rage.
Jun 7th
David Carradine Hangman
Jun 7th
Things that are awesome:
Jun 6th

The Atheist's Prayer

Our brains, which art in our heads, treasured be thy name. Thy reasoning come. Thy best you can do...
Jun 5th

Sigh.

I miss you and I’m sorry I snapped at you. I feel awful.
Jun 5th

My moodiness is back again.

This can only mean one thing: more drama brewing. DNW Langley, DNFW. I’m also very sick,...
Jun 5th

Books I could have written:

supernancy: “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People” I have caused yet another person to stop...
Jun 4th
Drugs, the government, and you!
Jun 4th

Things I will not eat/drink from now on:

Fries Pop Burgers Ice cream Frosties Fried anything Juice Milkshakes Beer ...
Jun 2nd

Best thing ever:

I FINALLY HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 2nd

So I guess I haven't updated in a while...

… So here goes:
Jun 2nd
I got a tattoo …
Jun 2nd
… and I went to the beach.
Jun 2nd
lunchbagart: Dug I LOVE this!
Jun 1st