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my name is kirbee, my personality type has been described as "aggressive-aggressive", but i consider myself a friendly and amiable person. this is my life.
Metric - Combat Baby
The acoustic version they did of this tonight was divine.
A rant or harangue is a speech or text that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution, and very often lacks proven claims. Such attacks are usually personal attacks. Compare with a dialectic.
In some cases, rants can be based on partial fact, or may be entirely factual but written in a comedic/satirical form, a well known example being television’s The Daily Show.
Rants can also be used in the defense of an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.
Story of my life.
"(860): You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed “Accio SHITSHOW"
Texts From Last Night
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(I was going to make a list of reasons I shouldn’t, but this list was a lot shorter.)
xoxo
The big 2-0!
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At first, I was like WTF WHO FALLS WHEN THEY’RE AFRAID?!?!? Then I saw her boots, and it was understood. It’s a miracle anyone can walk in those, period.
“Marriage between a believer and non-believer is forbidden.”
— Genesis 24:3
“Marriage is considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not a virgin, she shall be executed.”
— Deuteronomy 22:13
Upsetting. But I find roughly everything in the Bible that isn’t 1 Corinthians 13 pretty upsetting.