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FML, totally should have been born with curly hair. It looks infinitely better on me.

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Metric - Combat Baby

The acoustic version they did of this tonight was divine.

"Rant", from Wikipedia

rant or harangue is a speech or text that does not present a well-researched and calm argument; rather, it is typically an attack on an idea, a person or an institution, and very often lacks proven claims. Such attacks are usually personal attacks. Compare with a dialectic.
In some cases, rants can be based on partial fact, or may be entirely factual but written in a comedic/satirical form, a well known example being television’s The Daily Show.
Rants can also be used in the defense of an individual, idea or organization. Rants of this type generally occur after the subject has been attacked by another individual or group.

Story of my life.

Yeah, guess my birthdays are pretty epic. Sorry I set the bar so high, other people. <3

Yeah, guess my birthdays are pretty epic. Sorry I set the bar so high, other people. <3

"(860): You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed “Accio SHITSHOW"

Texts From Last Night


AHHAHAHHAHAH

This was when I decided I actually love my eyes. No more wishing I had hazel/green/blue eyes.
Dark hair is probably here to stay. Wooooooooooooooooo.
Night all, I am done peer-editing papers and about to pass out. Yaaay.

This was when I decided I actually love my eyes. No more wishing I had hazel/green/blue eyes.

Dark hair is probably here to stay. Wooooooooooooooooo.

Night all, I am done peer-editing papers and about to pass out. Yaaay.

Why I should bother talking to you:

(I was going to make a list of reasons I shouldn’t, but this list was a lot shorter.)

xoxo

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Canucks tickets = best birthday present ever?Fuck yes.

Canucks tickets = best birthday present ever?

Fuck yes.

Dear birthday,


You are epic win.

Love,
20-year-old Kirbee.

YES YES YES EPIC WIN.

YES YES YES EPIC WIN.

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Cuddle Time!

Um, always!

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Cuddle Time!

Um, always!

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The big 2-0!=D

The big 2-0!

=D

Awww yeah. That&#8217;s me tomorrow, except red instead of blue. Dark hair and all. Chyeah!

Awww yeah. That’s me tomorrow, except red instead of blue. Dark hair and all. Chyeah!

At first, I was like WTF WHO FALLS WHEN THEY’RE AFRAID?!?!? Then I saw her boots, and it was understood. It’s a miracle anyone can walk in those, period.

Doing my Bible research while dying my hair.

“Marriage between a believer and non-believer is forbidden.”
— Genesis 24:3

“Marriage is considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If she is not a virgin, she shall be executed.”
— Deuteronomy 22:13

Upsetting. But I find roughly everything in the Bible that isn’t 1 Corinthians 13 pretty upsetting.